This is a bit late I know but is still pretty funny. A friend of mine had a small gathering to bring in the new year of 2009. Only four or five people where there, and of course there was drinking and random fun going on all night. One of the guests ended up getting pretty drunk and puked on the chair he was sleeping in. So far this seems like a normal drinking party gone wrong. What makes this story unique is how they decided to clean the chair.

Since this is the host’s favorite chairs, which she has had for many a year I might add, it was very important to clean it and clean it fast. The first thing that comes to mind is the car wash.

Moving the Puke Chair

Moving the Puke Chair

This may sound crazy, but was really a good idea. When you go to a car wash around here you generally have vacum equipment and in the case of the closest carwash you have a shampooer. Since I’m the only one around with a truck they come to me and ask if I can help them take the chair to get cleaned and being the good guy I am I decided to help out.

So we get to the carwash and find that the hose for the shampooer is broken. I mean really baddly broken, wires and tubes are hanging out of it. We do the next logical step and take it to another carwash which is still pretty close by. To our dismay, this new car wash does not even have a shampooer. So now we are back to square one, puke covered chair.

Mr. Puke Himself!

Mr. Puke Himself!

The owner of the chair is not happy (I don’t really blame her) and she decides that we must get this cleaned tonight, and better do it fast. The guy that left the special gift on the chair got the joys of cleaning it with a power washer. Below is a video taken with my cell of him in mid wash.


Cleaning a Chair… at a car wash.